Thanks guys. Also I would like to say that I am available for hire.
There are a few stipulations however:
1. The project will not be on time
2. You may ask about the progress of the project but I'm sorry, I don't reveal details.
3. You must pay in advance
4. I will give you updates when I feel like it but please don't excpect them to tell you anything.
5. Everything everyone else says is a lie.
I'm sure everyone here is used to this kind of service and won't mind a bit
Be sure to spread the word about Tim's ambiguous video services!